MO TWISTER & CRISTY FERMIN: Forbidden Questionsposted by Loi_Pogi (Jan 08, 2007 @ 8:13PM) views: 1538

Good Times With Mo TwisterSegment: Forbidden QuestionsDate: February 13, 2015Guest: Cristy Fermin(Note: Cristy Fermin had to answer in the vernacular because she hardly understands any foreign language. Give her credit though for being articulate in Tagalog.)

Forbidden Question No. 1Good Times (GT): What was the worst thing you did to a fan?Cristy Fermin (CF): Hinalikan ko. Hindi alam ng kawawang babae na nag-e-emit ng poisonous substance ang pisngi ko dahil sa toxic ingredients ng make up kong 3 inches ang kapal. Hayun, na-ospital. Actually, nailibing na yata. ‘Di na naka-recover.

Forbidden Question No. 2GT: Is it true that when you were born, the midwife slapped your mother?CF: Tsismis lang yan. Kasi, nang ilabas ako ng aking mahal na ina, hindi ako umiyak. Tumae ako sa lap ng hilot. Hayon, nagalit ang hilot, kaya sinapak niya ang nanay ko.

Forbidden Question No. 3GT: Being an outsider, what can you say about the human race?CF: Race? Sa tanda ko ba namang ito, manonood pa ko ng karera? Hindi na. Matagal na kong nag-stop manood ng karera ng kabayo sa Sta. Ana. Tsaka kung kabayo at kabayo rin lang ang pag-uusapan, bakit lalayo pa ako? Co-host ko ngayon sa radyo ang reyna ng mga kabayo. O, wala akong sinabing pangalan huh! Ayokong may magalit. (Phone rings) Wait lang. Tumatawag ang kabayo. (Picks up the phone) Hello? O, Jobert asan ka ngayon? Nakikinig ka ba?

Forbidden Question No. 4GT: To whom would you say: “Dude, we know you’re gay. Come out!” You may tap out if you don’t want to answer.CF: Itinatanong pa ba ‘yan? Hindi ako natatakot no! Powerful yata ako. Pero bago ko sagutin ang iyong question, may nagpapabati nga pala sa text. Nakikinig sila ngayon. Happy listening to Piolo, Sam Milby, and Major Jude Estrada - mga anak-anakan ko ang mga yan,… hello din kina Marvin Agustin, Julio Diaz, Ernie Garcia, Edu Manzano, Raymond Gutierrez, Paolo Ballesteros, Paolo Bediones, Dranreb Belleza, Chubi Del Rosario, Butch Francisco, Carlo Orosa, Eric Quizon, Eric Santos, Ricky Davao at siyempre, ang nirerespeto ng lahat, si Kuya Germs. Now, back to your question…GT: It’s ok Cristy. We are running out of time.

Forbidden Question No. 5GT: What’s the better station GMA 7 or ABS-CBN?CF: Alam mo, lumalamon ako ngayon dahil sa ABS-CBN. ‘Yong kuwarenta’y dos kong estafa case, lahat na-dismiss ‘yon dahil binayaran ng ABS-CBN. Malaki ang utang na loob ko sa dos. Pero hindi yan ang dahilan kung bakit patuloy nila akong binabayaran. Alam kong lahat ang baho ng mga bosses at talents sa ABS-CBN. Takot na takot silang ibunyag ko ang baho nila. Kaya hindi nila ako magalaw. Kung akala n’yo ay si Gabby Lopez ang pinaka-powerful sa ABS-CBN, nagkakamali kayo! Ako yon! Si Cristy Fermin! May nagtatanong nga kung ano raw bang meron ako na wala si Gabby Lopez? Hello!?! Ang leveling! Nakakainsulto sa akin noh! Hindi kami magka-level. Tao lang siya! Demonyo ako! Hello!?!

Forbidden Question No. 6GT: I’m sure you will tap out on this one… Cristy Fermin… how big is your whang? Come on! Admit it! You’re a man right?CF: Put*ng-i*a mo! Hoy! Babae ako! ‘Tong kaharap mo ngayon na tinitingnan mo??? Hindi ito ang mukha ko! Ito ang ari ko taranta*o!

Forbidden Question No. 7GT: Whoa! That was a hard one. But you pulled it off. You gave an answer! Wow! That was like… surreal! Now… Cristy Fermin… here’s question number 7: How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?CF: Gaga! Anong palagay mo sa akin? Unggoy! Hindi ako hayop. Demonyo ako! Demonyo!

Forbidden Question No. 8GT: Hey idiot… don’t utter cuss words. The KBP is monitoring us you pri*ck! Here’s your next question: When was the last time you pleasured yourself?CF: Kanina lang. Ipinasok ko ang daliri ko sa aking kaliwang ilong at inalis ang tumigas na sipon. Ang sarap-sarap ng pakiramdam ko after. Nakahinga ako nang maluwag.

Forbidden Question No. 9GT: That’s gross! Btw, John Lapus is on the line and he’ll be asking question no. 9. Is it ok?CF: Sure manure pedicure insecure!John Lapus: Hello Tita Cristy! Before I ask the question, let me tell you: Ang kapal ng mukha mo! Ang kapal ng make up mo! Ang kapal ng pagkatao mo! Now, here’s your question: How long have you been in hell?

CF: (Taps out) Put*ng i*a mo bakla! Magtago ka na! Hahanapin kita! Hay*p ka! Humanda ka! Pupuntahan kita ngayon din! (Takes out her phone) Jobert! Jobeeeert! Samahan mo ko! Papatay ako ng bakla! Bilis! Ngayon na!

GT: The idiot has walked out of the booth. She tapped out at question No. 9, meaning she’s the lowest scorer. Well, what can you expect from a moron like her. Before we end this segment, here’s Mojo and Andi for their final message to Cristy Fermin.

MOJO: You know what Cristy Fermin? You are the reason God created the middle finger! Babush!

ANDI: I don’t wanna be mean. I am also a woman. But here’s my message to you Ms Cristy Fermin: “A mud pack is good for the complexion. I suggest you leave it on.”

This is Mo Twister… I think my co-hosts said it all. But then again, I still got one thing left to say to you Cristy Fermin. And please, listen carefully…You know what Cristy Fermin? If I were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide! Thanks for guesting!